jdubbles

I knew Lucky was creepy the first time I saw him on Good Eats. Though, he was playing the dungeon master...

Edit: Example

I've been saying for a while that when I pass, I'd like for my body to be thrown in the middle of an undisturbed forest so that I may become fertilizer and my atoms live on in the trees around my body. I don't even mind if wild life comes and nibbles at me, I'll eventually come out in their stool and become really concentrated fertilizer.

If your business ever comes stateside, I'll be one of your first clients.