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jondthompson24 karma

Do you use GPS? You're using NASA. Do you want our species to have any chance of surviving a extinction-level event? You're relying on NASA. There are a lot of people that used the NFL last week, and not everyone got to be on the field.

jondthompson13 karma

You should have been saying "dog bless" rather than "god bless". With the accent your marks wouldn't quite know whether they heard you right or not, and I think it would have gone a long ways.

jondthompson8 karma

Umm, no. Bonobo females have swellings like chimps.

jondthompson4 karma

As a cyclist (and one who's ridden 200 miles in a day to help raise money for your cause via Break The Cycle 200), I thought the same thing.

jondthompson4 karma

If you're under duress, reply with the words "All good, guys."