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Just sue the crap out of whoever did the one you woke up for and you'll be covered for the rest.

I haven't finished the series and you literally just ruined it for me.

Friend of mine needs to read this. He's promoting his new business all over Facebook. But basically all it says is, "This thing is going to be really cool!" With nothing that actually explains what it is or what it is going to be.

Even when I asked him what it's going to be he just says, "We're going to offer cloud services. This is kind of a soft launch." Ok. Great. Cloud services for what? Soft launch of what? You have no product beyond a website with nothing on it.

He still posts pics of himself with t-shirts on covered in logos for this business he's creating with tags like #success #winning #awesome but I have no idea what he/it does. As far as I can tell all his company does is buy shit with their logo on it and post nonsense on Facebook.

My husky/sheppard mix would regularly snap his aircraft cable lines that claimed to have a 1000 lbs rated strength. It wasn't until he got a little older and we got one that had some kind of spring mechanism to absorb the extra force that we stopped having to buy one 2-3 times a year.

I once used one of the broken ones to pull a 3500 lb car out of a ditch. I have no idea how the dog broke them constantly. He was pretty huge, though.

He was also a sneaky mofo and figured out how to open his pen/cage thingy we'd have to leave him in sometimes (because he'd eat all the food in the house if we didn't when we weren't home) with his tongue. We had to add extra latches that were impossible to open without opposable thumbs to keep him in.

He also preferred to sleep outside in the winter. He'd just curl up in a little ball in the snow. After he was out there for a few hours we'd try to bring him in, and he wasn't interested. Unfortunately this resulted in a few of our neighbours thinking we were abusing him by locking him outside but he really didn't want to come in. It was exasperated by the fact that when we were younger he would start barking about a half hour before we got home because he thought we were home and wanted to see us (always got his timing a little off) so the neighbours would think he was barking and whining because we had left him out all day when really it was just because he wanted attention and no one was home yet. The cold outside wasn't a problem at all for him.

And I was angry when my gf told me she was semi-conscious for a throat biopsy. Nothing compared to this stuff.

Strangely, she said it hurt like hell, but somehow the drugs made her stoned to the point that even though it hurt, she didn't really care. Now she's just really afraid of getting any other procedures done (which is bad since she has a lot of minor health issues) but no other PTSD that I've seen. I was more angry than she was. She didn't even tell them.