karateexplosion

My offer's just been lowered to $4. You're losing money, Chris. Give me an answer.

Yes, so he could count how much Jell-O he had.

EDIT: Don't upvote this. It is dumb and ridiculous.

Hi, Tiki! This may be a bit too personal, but I went to the same college where your father is on faculty. I didn't know him well, just delivered packages to his office a few times. Do you two have much of a relationship anymore? Thanks.

I love this AMA.

"You better not close your eyes, because as soon as you do, I'm gonna punch you square in the face!"