kreimerd

Pics or it didn't happen.

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According to your Salon URL

Jackson was arrested for selling half a pound of methamphetamine to an undercover officer. The prosecution offered Jackson a chance to lower his sentence, but he refused to testify against his co-defendants

If he sold it to an undercover cop that's a little different than 'none found on his person, only trace amounts at his business'.

So was your Tito story about him fucking for 90 minutes straight in your backseat your craziest story, or do you have one that tops it?

Holy crap it had never occurred to me that watching a horror flick in the ghetto would probably be hilarious. I saw Iron Man 2 in an 'urban' theater a few years back and came out laughing my ass off. We were watching the movie and during one of the few quiet scenes a glass bottle hits the ground (doesn't break) and begins rolling down the pitched aisles. It was clinking and clanking all the way to the front of the theater when someone yells out 'awww man, I done dropped my forty!'. I was in tears laughing.