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When ever I am lost, I always ask police officers where the best pub is, and I always find my way to a good pub. How do officers have an excellent knowledge of pubs in the area? are you specially trained?

Also kudos to the UK police for always being so nice to lost people :)

Hi Mark, firstly, love ubuntu. Secondly, the hardware is pretty hardcore, will you use a shrinking ray to fit it all in to the phone, or miniature atoms to construct miniature chips?

What's with the hats? My nan used to say it was to act as a crumple zone Incase someone dropped a brick on you. She also said cod liver oil would taste nice if I ate it quick though...

i have a chicken called mable that spends all of its time winding me up. all it wants to do is get in the house, then dig up house plants. can you come to my house, where we will pretend to draw up a contract to sell the chicken to your factory, the chicken is normally in ear shot and likes eaves dropping so we wont have to do this long until it gets scared.

If its behavior doesnt improve after that, you can have the chicken. that is not incentive to do a bad job at acting mind, i need grade A stuff, thats why I ask someone with experience in the industrial chicken processing.

I heard traditionally the boxes were for famous or upper class people to be seen. A status symbol. Not so important now i guess?