Hey Ari, so a funny thing happened at the first taping of This Is Not Happening at Cheetah's...
My friends and I went and were nicely intoxicated. Taking our seats we were super blocked in so we ordered many drinks at one time because who knew how long the chick would take to get back from the bar.
After my 5th since we had been seated the warmup guy comes on and starts his spiel about cell phones and everything, but he placed MASSIVE emphasis on going to the bathroom and ruining the shot. He specifically said if you absolutely can't hold it and have to go in the middle of someone's set then just piss yourself.
Well wouldn't you know it, but after many many drinks my body wanted to get rid of them and when I'm drunk enough my body gets to veto and call the shots over everything else. Including my brain. My brain usually tells my body to not piss myself. Not this time.
I don't recall making the actual decision to, but when I let go of those ten used gin and tonics I can't describe the feeling of bliss. It had to be like doing all of the drugs...which is an awesome coincidence because that's EXACTLY when Sean Patton was doing his bit about being all coked up in New Orleans. Every laugh made me pee harder.
So after sitting, drunk, in my own pee for the rest of the taping I got up and shuffled out into the night with everyone else. Instead of rejoining the line with everyone else that had tickets for the second taping it was decided that a night was called and home I went.
BUT, the best part of this whole thing is that during the SECOND show, there is a person in the audience that was sitting in piss.
Tl;dr I drunkenly pissed myself at the first taping of this and someone had to sit in it for the second. (If you happen to read this, I'm really really sorry.)
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Hey Ari, so a funny thing happened at the first taping of This Is Not Happening at Cheetah's...
My friends and I went and were nicely intoxicated. Taking our seats we were super blocked in so we ordered many drinks at one time because who knew how long the chick would take to get back from the bar.
After my 5th since we had been seated the warmup guy comes on and starts his spiel about cell phones and everything, but he placed MASSIVE emphasis on going to the bathroom and ruining the shot. He specifically said if you absolutely can't hold it and have to go in the middle of someone's set then just piss yourself.
Well wouldn't you know it, but after many many drinks my body wanted to get rid of them and when I'm drunk enough my body gets to veto and call the shots over everything else. Including my brain. My brain usually tells my body to not piss myself. Not this time.
I don't recall making the actual decision to, but when I let go of those ten used gin and tonics I can't describe the feeling of bliss. It had to be like doing all of the drugs...which is an awesome coincidence because that's EXACTLY when Sean Patton was doing his bit about being all coked up in New Orleans. Every laugh made me pee harder.
So after sitting, drunk, in my own pee for the rest of the taping I got up and shuffled out into the night with everyone else. Instead of rejoining the line with everyone else that had tickets for the second taping it was decided that a night was called and home I went.
BUT, the best part of this whole thing is that during the SECOND show, there is a person in the audience that was sitting in piss.
Tl;dr I drunkenly pissed myself at the first taping of this and someone had to sit in it for the second. (If you happen to read this, I'm really really sorry.)
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