missmisfit

On the plus side, how do you like your new dope side shave pixie?

seems convenient for dipping french fries in

Instead of going double patch, you could get one of these sleep masks that looks like a snoozing kitten:

http://us.asos.com/ASOS/ASOS-Novelty-Make-Up-Bag-Eye-Mask-Set/Prod/pgeproduct.aspx?iid=4546864&r=2

oh god, a guy in Massachusetts a few years ago pulled up to his curb over a leaf mound that his daughter and step daughter were hiding in! I want to vomit thinking about it!

watch out for that, planning on having babies with a guy who doesn't trust you enough to have friends is worrisome