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mizzykid336 karma

Oh, no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?

1.) A bullet to the brain - Small guns

2.) Large doses of anti-mutagen agent - Medicine

3.) Prayer. Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion. - Barter

4.) Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser - Energy Weapons

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I got kinda excited when I misread the title as "intern at NSA". So...I'm just gonna go now