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It works for hiding from my 3 daughters, zombies can't be that much worse right?

As in worst for me? Funeral for a girl who was murdered very brutally. Only four people outside of the police ever saw that body - the murderer, the dogwalker who found her, her father for identification purposes, and myself. We sealed her coffin shut.

My ex wife ;)

I'd tell his family to go find somebody else.

Children's funerals are upsetting, but I felt completing them was a duty.

Funerals for babies were the most upsetting for me.