negkarmafarmer

Oh man, this is great. It was because of you we had an emergency staff meeting at the hotel I worked at. I walked over to the nearest guest room door and told them we don't have ONITY locks.

I got to go home early, with pay, because of you. This beer is for you.

Oh, no, thank you.

None of our guests knew anything about it, so no having to deal with the fallout. Let me ask you, though, since I have your attention, what your beer of choice is?

Clown Shoes? Damn, just looked them up and they don't seem to be available to California.

Anchor Steam is a damn fine beer, though. Have you had their Breckel's Brown? So tasty and malty, like a biscuit.

Let me know what you think if you're still around.

Cheers again for exploiting flaws for the better.

Oh my.

Do you work for a larger chain?