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noodlenugget135 karma

I know you said you cleaned brain matter out of a bathroom, but maybe you can verify this for me...

I have a cousin who owns a trailer park. He once had a tenant who pulled a murder-suicide. Being the frugal man that my cousin is, he decided to clean the mess himself as opposed to bringing in professionals. I saw him shortly after and he says to me... "Man, you wouldn't BELIEVE how hard it is to get brains out of carpet..."

True?

noodlenugget51 karma

As long as, at some point, he says something along the lines of being tired of all this motherfucking meth in this motherfucking RV.... I'm cool with it.

noodlenugget26 karma

Someone ALWAYS has to be THAT guy...

noodlenugget16 karma

What is your opinion on Vince Gilligan being offered $75 million to make 3 more episodes and turning it down?

noodlenugget1 karma

What do Nadine Velazquez's boobs feel like?