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I ate a whole bag of peas before going to the gym. I ended up puking up green bile all over some of the equipment and got my gym membership revoked. Peas ruined my life.

Buy my new book, PEAS: Not Even Once and I will show you the path to vegetable-less enlightenment. Also, if you send me proof of purchase, a picture of yourself reading the book, post a 6,000 word positive review online, take my dog to the vet, pay my power bill, and suck my dick, I'll refund you the cost of the book.

I'm giving refunds because money means nothing to me. I'm a self-made billionaire, and I know firsthand that money is never the correct answer. I'm just hoping to spread that message to others. Buy my fucking book.

*Zom-bi Acockonlips

Glad to hear that Zynga bought you guys out. Congrats.

Never saw the video until now Especially loved the crouch dancing.

Looks like the developer confirmed there will be dancing. Looking forward to your next vid.

or cuba.

So what you're trying to tell is, is that your a commie-sympathizer.

Just kidding, good luck with the game shop.