pennNteller

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pennNteller899 karma

Every time someone bent over the casket to pay their respects the flower on his lapel squirted them in the face.

pennNteller738 karma

I heard that the funeral procession consisted of the hearse and one little car driving erratically while making "Beep Beep" noises.

pennNteller424 karma

Jay & Silent Bob versus zombies, I would watch the fuck out of that.

pennNteller128 karma

During the service some randomly placed Whoopee Cushions really livened things up.

And everyone thought that the pie in the face as the casket was closed was a fitting end. Many crocodile tears were shed as almost all the attendees frowned and wiggled their fists in front of their eyes.

EDIT: Misspelled "livened."

pennNteller63 karma

OMG will you read my script????

Just kidding. You've had an an amazing career, I'm curious what movie, TV show or play you enjoyed working on the most.