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Homer: "Aww 20 dollars... I wanted a peanut!"

Homer's Brain: "20 dollars can buy you many peanuts!"

Homer: "Explain how!"

Homer's Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services!"

"Man, I don't EVEN have an opinion."

You mean there's no poetry in "I'll rub ya ass in the moonshine!"

THIS THING CAME APART. holds up broken fishing pole

I sat next to Kevin O'Leary on a flight from Geneva to London last year. (Technically across the aisle, since we were in first.) I did not have a desire to talk to him.