punkrawkisneat

It was Final Destination...on VHS.

Fun story, kinda. So a few months after this all went down I joined the Army, went to basic and AIT and all that nonsense and came back to Florida for home town recruiting. While there I visited a friend of mine and we were gonna go out. So while he's in the shower and getting ready I look through movies to watch and I see the actual copy of the tape with the rental sticker on it and everything.

So we take it outside and beat the shit out of it with our skateboards Office Space style.

More specifically Pasco County, they put a guy in jail because his lawn wasn't pretty enough.

The judge was pissed that I fell through the cracks of the system. I had no record and I mean, it's a movie rental. He ordered that I "sleep in my bed that night".

It was originally a 30 day sentence, 25 days with good behavior. I went home on the 23rd night.

I called my mom while I was there and she was PISSED! She didn't believe that I honestly didn't do anything. She kept saying that they wouldn't go through all that trouble if I didn't steal anything. When I got out and was finally able to fully describe what had really happened she wasn't upset with me anymore, and now we laugh about it.

As far as the actually being in jail part, she was worried about me. Like me, she didn't know that there was a difference between jail and prison. So she thought that I was in there with rapists and murderers and such. When I explained that all I did was sleep, eat, watch TV, play cards and basketball I think she was a little less worried, but still a mom.

Outside of my mom and dad however, the rest of my family has no clue this even happened.