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Hey Joe, you're probably not going to see this, but I'd really like to thank you for this. It was one of the best and most surreal moments of my life. I still can't believe that you were so game to, excuse me, back dat ass up on me, a mere mortal, like that. My mom/friends/boyfriend brag about it all the time. Thanks, Joe!

As a hypersexual, uncouth fat girl who grew up in the country, Pam is my role model in all things (except the cocaine). Thank you for bringing her to life, Amber!

Laughing because it's true.

Hi, Ken! On March 28th, you tweeted an apology for breaking up Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin. How did you dismantle the marriage of such a power couple, Ken? Which celebrity relationship will you be breaking up next? Possibly related: is Dan Savage a good kisser? What about Alex Trebek?

And finally, the question on every Jeopardy fan’s mind: what the fuck was up with the sweatshop guy?

Man, I've been watching Jeopardy my whole life. Your episodes were some of the most exciting in years. Do you think Alex has it out for multi-day champions? I've always gotten that impression. My friend's cousin won a bunch of days a couple years ago and it seemed like Alex was ready to push him off the set, if not a cliff.