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-chuckles-

Heard on the radio the other day... "I'm sick and tired of people spreading bad stereotypes about the Irish. Soon as I finish this beer, I'm going to hit somebody."

Where do you come from?

How old are you?

What job do you do?

What's your salary?

Do you own your own house? If not, how much rent do you pay?

Do you own a car? What kind of car?

(I don't know what the next question is, I usually block their QQ number before they get that far.)

MWAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHA breathe HAHAHAHAAHAHA

That's a respectable salary! um... is your company looking for another laowai?

Big cities like London, Glasgow and Sydney - named due to increased level of industrial pollution.

In China... well... your mileage may vary.