rhineauto

Hmm sounds like my experience with women, only replace 'forest' with 'city'

But you do actually screw the customer, right? At least some of them.

When you say you're partnered with them, do you mean you've purchased a prize policy? If so, what are the actual odds of a $10 million jackpot being won at some point? Because as we all know, insurance companies aren't in the business of losing money.

$2? Jeez, I'll rub my balls on anyone's steering wheel for free, just ask politely

The original by NiN is pretty good too, though I believe Trent Reznor has basically said that song belongs to Johnny Cash now