rhymingisfun

Have you ever developed feelings for a customer? Or had a relationship or anything like that?

Evan: I heard she got breast reduction surgery.

Seth: What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.

Evan: She had back problems, man

Do you wear hearing aids?

What's the worst injury you've ever sustained in the wild?

No, I wasn't masturbating! My vagina had a great idea!