ristorilsm

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ristorilsm23 karma

This sea bass is so burnt you pop an erection watching it fuck your gf

ristorilsm14 karma

implying Timmy doesn't make the hottest girl

ristorilsm11 karma

Hey scientist here, viruses have been inserting foreign DNA into just about everything since just about everything existed.

And read it with me GENETICALLY MODIFIED ORGANISM.

ristorilsm8 karma

yay lack of funding, instead of working on a such a project, I wasted away as an unemployed scientist. But hey at least we bombed the shit out of some brown people.

Sorry I guess.

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ya civ2. I remember one game on the largest map setting I had every city on the map connected with railroad. I massed howitzers and in one turn conquered every city.