shwag945

After all those years of JD pining over Elliot did you ever have romantic feelings for Sarah Chalke?

That sounds like a awesome mistake.

It will be over once one policeman and/or border agent walks over says "could you please not" arrests them and then goes about their business.

Than this whole thing is moot.

"I declare in the name of The People's Democratic Dictatorship of Shwagistan that /u/hupa apartment is my territory despite the fact that he currently lives there."

If you are born to American parents you are automatically an American citizen. It doesn't matter where you are born.