skiingbeing

I have the Microsoft Vista for Dummies book, if you need it.

"I love bridge and garbage dumps". You, my good man, are the wealthiest old hobo I've ever seen.

This Bill Sletter guy sounds fabulous, lets get him to do an AMA.

I'd suggest in the interest of brevity, Playbill paraphrases you down to:

"Through the nose...sphincter gave out...terrible taste!" - Ken Jennings

If you unplug Watson, his impression of current Jimmy Stewart is dead-on.