sryan2k1

We have great clubs.

you aren't allowed to touch the girls

Something isn't adding up here.

What's to stop you from running your own shady internet dealings out of that same exit node (but not via Tor) and if anyone ever came a knockin' (DMCA, etc) you just say "No idea. Tor."

Yeah but then you're bandwidth limited by the network. His local exit node could have 100-1000Mb of bandwidth available.

Unless the other provider allows zone transfers there is no way to do this. You can't just ask for all the DNS records in a zone.

It won't. You can leave your nameservers pointed where they are now if you use external DNS (hosting company/etc), but if you are using your registrar for DNS (you shouldn't be) the records won't move with it.