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stahlgrau1190 karma

OK. Dude. I tried to get it up but it's hard to shoot your own erection on a smart phone. Would you mind operating the camera?

Anyway, here is my majestic flaccid cock. NSFW

stahlgrau1033 karma

If you spread 'em, she'll zap it.

stahlgrau940 karma

I'm going to send it directly to you. But first I am going to get super hard, just on account this is a ridiculous requirement.

All the posts were legit. Does context mean nothing to you? I guess they don't pay you to think.

stahlgrau771 karma

I'm 43. Missed that craze. Was in college and drunk.

stahlgrau644 karma

The pep it puts in your step is worth twice what you'll pay.