stareattheart

When I was 6, during the bombings, I was convinced we will all die. Especially in the moment when the building across the street was supposed to get bombed.

When they stopped, and we didn't die, I thought "Maybe I will get to grow up after all".

Can I be buried as a walnut?

I've heard that walnuts tend to kill surrounding trees. So I want to be a spiteful arsehole in the afterlife as well.

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Serbian word for cockroach is "german bug", and for those shiny yellow/green bugs it's "russian bug".

We don't have much imagination.

...Don't you think a lot of girls would get insulted that you seduced them through a guide or a technique?

To me it honestly looks like a set of instructions for interacting with a dangerous animal. Women get objectified enough already, feeling akin to an animal to be tamed is incredibly insulting.