stephenbawesome

Nice try, Sewage Joe

Edit: Thanks for the gold, stranger. Glad you weren't a hoarder or miser about it.

Does it bother you that you can't ever use the line "If you were my girl, I'd be eating out more than the guy in Supersize Me" because that was you in the film? Or can you modify that line, somehow?

Should have spoken to Warden Gentles. He'll let you use his prison, but he might push his screenplay on you.

I must say that the HOLY FUCKING SHIT - ATTACK ON AMERICA and subsequent remainder of that issue really gave me some levity. I probably remember more from that particular issue than any other, because it gave me some laughter when hadn't been.

No question. Just a thanks.

Can I just get a "thank you" credit when you do use it?

I came up with it as part of a roast for a friend and I just can't really find a good use being that I'm a.) married b.)too proud of the joke to use it seriously.