superjerry

it's certainly the most effective way to prevent in-flight deaths

[Wolfgang Gartner shows visible confusion as he sits on the toilet, not knowing what to do with his hands]
Wolfgang: Toilet... paper... whaaa...?
[continues staring]
Wolfgang: ...remember... remember...

how would a guy like me get into the business? definitely not for acting, and maybe just as a side-job, but i just want to sit around and come up with movie titles, maybe even have some thoughtful, creative input. like:

• hey, maybe you shouldn't zoom in on the guy's face right before the end of the scene, or
• tell your actresses to stop looking at the camera, or
• the word 'shove' isn't really that big of a turn-on for most people, especially when followed by, 'in my dirty asshole'.

anyway, i guess a side-question would be: what was your (educational, vocational) background before getting to where you are now?