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I needed an ending, and it was the first thing that came to mind. I knew it wasn't really a turn-on, but... who finishes a porno, honestly? It took two years for anyone to even take notice.

hahaha I wish. We'd get sued up the ass.

Most boringly, things like "action," "cut," and instructions like "slide into lazy doggie in like ten seconds."

Girls still do porn during that time of the month, and sometimes the makeup sponges they shove way down in there don't cut it, so I have to splice out blood.

Recently, a girl shit herself on camera, and I had the pleasure of watching that leafy green turd roll onto her fingers... and then she licked her fingers. I don't think she even realized she shat herself.

Anything fun, I try to put it on the blog.

We've actually joked about doing something like this. Any aspiring writers care to expand upon this idea?

Honestly, mostly immune. Mostly.

I take meds (don't tell anyone) for anxiety and they get in the way of arousal. It sucks for my personal life, but makes editing porn a lot less uncomfortable!