thepatnash

What's the most shameless - but actually awesome - way you used your fame?

When am I playing harmonica with you again? (It's Ben...)

Boom, sounds like a plan.

Say I'm a guy being put up in a 5* hotel for work or something, and I don't have any money for bribes beyond a few dollars in an expense account. How do I go about getting the best service / best time?

Sweet homophobia, bro.