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do you own a spork?

getting hit/stabbed in that kind of a moment feels like nothing; fight or flight is stronk, and you're p much pure adrenaline at that point.

you don't like hobnobs?

who the fuck doesn't like hobnobs?

why have you made the rather odd decision to include an apostrophe in divas?

i did detective work, and he answered a question 4 minutes after this one was posted.

but he's answered no questions before this one was posted.

so we'll give him... 3.5 minutes more.

then it's pitchforks and torches all around.