transubstantiator

Just so you know....they finance their operations by suing people who hit them. Seriously, some of them trained as lawyers just for this purpose.

If you hit one of them, you're going to wind up in court, and probably wind up financing their next several trips to harass funerals.

Is is not true that nearly all of your students are there against their will?

Is is not true that most of them arrive through "escourt services," where they are woken up in the middle of the night and forcibly removed from their home?

If that's the case, then how is your "school" anything more than a private prison for affluent children, operating under another country's laws?