turtlepowerpizzatime

For non-Straya speakers, "root" is slang for sex.

SO SAY WE ALL

I fuck for the Pens!

The skill of choosing tracks and working the crowd still requires the human touch.

To all the people that talk shit about djs, THIS RIGHT FUCKING HERE. Yes, with today's technology technically "anybody can dj", but in reality, no they fucking can't. I started on turntables and eventually moved to purely digital, and the only thing stuff like auto beat matching does is free you from that task to do more things like mix even more tracks at once, live sampling, effects, etc.

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