tyereliusprime

She could hear

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How does it feel being be the best character in the Dr. Strange franchise?

I dated a girl in my senior year who had the same issues as you. Our first date I was beyond nervous because she was far more beautiful than girls interested in me usually were and I was such a nervous farter on that first date.

I was embarrassed and she was all "I don't give a fuck, I can't smell"

Wasn't someone on The Sopranos an actual former Mafioso?