utspg1980

Wait til you find out who is father was.

I was once staying at this tiny hotel in Taiwan.

They had a tiny restaurant in the tiny hotel, it could seat about 6 people total.

I ate there and ordered, amongst other things, a mango smoothie. The waiter doesn't even flinch, says "very good" and goes into the kitchen to put in the order.

A minute later he comes out, goes outside and hops on his scooter and drives off.

He comes back a few minutes later with a small bag, and I can see thru the plastic to see its a bag of mangoes.

I felt like such an ass.

edit: Like 12 people asked so I'm just going to answer here: yes, it was on the menu (along with like 6 other fruit smoothies). I still felt like an ass tho.

I ate there again 1 or 2 days later and said "Now I want a smoothie, but what fruit do you already have here in the kitchen?" It was the same waiter and he got an extra big smile indicating that he knew I was asking cuz he drove out to get mango last time, and told me what they had (which was like 3 options...mango wasn't one of them), so I ordered one of those.

How much would they have to pay you for you to dance whenever the song comes on?

He said on Conan that he never had a big confrontation with Jobs like portrayed in the Fassbender movie. They took a lot of complaints from various employees and made the Woz character the mouthpiece for all that.

does your co-driver call you Samir and tell you that you're breaking the car?