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hi wayne! i'm erik, i'm a musician/freak/cripple and a totally huge big fan. my question is related to the show you're playing in montclair nj on may 16th. i use a wheelchair so i have to get accessible tickets whenever i goto a show. the way the wellmont theatre does its accessible seats is that the floor is accessible but they don't set aside any "accessible seats" within the floor seats.. the floor is full, obviously, so no more accessible seats (but the show isn't sold out, there's still balcony seats, but those aren't accessible). but when i asked the wellmont about this they said that more accessible seats may become available if the band (you guys) don't use all of your comp seats (meaning your comp seats are wheelchair accessible). so, my question is, is there anyway i could buy two comp tickets from you guys since they're the only wheelchair accessible one's left? i am not asking for anything free, or anything special, just asking to buy two of the accessible seats from you! it would make my year. my first healthy year in a long long time. i'm a huge fan, a huge freak, will come in costume and be a total weirdo. maybe you could point me in the right direction for this or something? i can give you my email address or phone number or anything that'd help :)

i hope you can help me out. i promise i won't scream out "play she don't use jelly!" or anything, i promise! it's just, it's not right that there's so little accessible seats. i know you have a lot of fans that use wheelchairs or have disabilities and it just sucks that we can't come join the freaks.. because, i mean, i don't know how many people with disabilities that you know, but i know a bunch and they're a freaks. lovable freaks, sure, but freaks. okay, end of ramble. heart you!!!!!!!!!

*proof that i am who i am (it was questioned earlier), i did an AMA and this is me

psh, more like what's his beef with me?! ;) thanks!

i do remember this night and you both a little bit, sorry, they were hazy times back then. did the guy who was punched in the stomach have reaaally short arms? was it at coney island?

both ;) i totally didn't realize that was in the photo until after i posted it, but alas, #420blessed haha

cool :) well nice meeting you again!!! feel free to keep in touch if you want and if you find yourself in nyc and looking to go to a show, let me know!