Verne Troyer

Grew up amish.

Nobody else can do my stunts except for a doll. I'm only 2 foot 8 dude!

A tv series where I was inside abraham lincoln's hat, and I would come out and kill people.

I would start off by shaking his hand. Being friendly, chit chat, then slap him in the face.

Next a swift knee to the groin.

Then I'd take out his legs with a leg sweep.

I'd finish him off with a People's Elbow. Then I'd stand over him and gloat that he shouldn't F with someone who is 2 inches taller than him.

get some.

Hulk Hogan

My parents. They never treated me any different than my other average sized siblings. I used to have to carry wood, feed the cows and pigs and farm animals.

I'm fucking short

It was difficult because Mike improves constantly and so you have to just react, but I liked the challenge of not being able to say anything but still having to get my point across. Ruined many scenes because we couldn't keep a straight face. The scene with the cat where I'm trying to bite it, I was smirking the whole time

Well I'm the only one who can see!

I punched a bully in the nose one day for calling me the m word. He never used it again