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*Resigns* - at least I can say I played chess with Kasparov.

Should a person, in theory, be vacuuming the stairs and then, in theory, trip over the vacuum, thus disengaging its hose to expose the inlet directly, and then, in theory, fall down the stairs and one's dressing gown fly open and one's member (happening to be erect) inserts itself into the said inlet, in theory... wouldn't that be fun?

E4?

Thanks - I carefully weighed up my options, ran some algorithms through Stockfish and Deep Blue, then decided this was the best thing to do, given I've never played a game of chess in my life.

Hi Phil, how on earth did you deal with consistency of film stock over such a long period?