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If you had a Nationals Fan and a gay-basher in the same room and you only had one bullet, who would you shoot?

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Are you getting a bunch more mentions from people who don't "get" your brand of humor since you became mega-famous?

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Consistently as opposed to rarely? Does your dog currently speak to you at times?

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How do you feel about John Oliver's work so far hosting the Daily Show?

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Because they never use a carb, they just rip it and rip it without ever opening any airflow into the chamber to let the smoke up.