I am Kevin Hart, aka the Comedian, aka a funnyman. This is your opportunity to Ask Me Anything!

How did you wind up in This Is The End?

Seth Rogen and myself are really good friends. We started out in the business together, so he was calling friends for favors, he wanted me to do a cameo and I agreed. It was a funny cameo; he explained the premise to me and I agreed.

Why weren't you in it longer?

Because they killed me.

Kevin, when you hang out with Shaq, does he constantly knee you in the back of the head on purpose?

Yes, he's extremely tall.

Are you going to play in the NBA celebrity game again next year? Any stat predictions?

You DAMN right I am! And I probably am going to have 57 points, 67 rebounds and 72 assists!

What was your worst experience with a heckler?

In Atlantic City, when a guy threw a buffalo wing at my face. I took it to the cheek, and wiped a little sauce off.

KEVIN! I just saw This is The End and loved it. Did you enjoy kicking Aziz Ansari in the face?

Yes, Aziz and I are secret enemies.

What is your favorite memory of Patrice O'Neal?

It's hard to pick just one, because that was one of my closest friends. I can't just pick just one because he was so close, the memories that I have of him would just take this whole AMA over.

What's up Kevin Hart! Thanks for doing an AMA!

Would you ever consider stepping away from comedy and taking on a serious role in a TV show or movie?

Right now, I'm enjoying stand-up comedy and I'm enjoying comedic acting or comedic roles within acting. When the time comes for me to be serious, I will DEFINITELY pursue that path in my career, but right now I'm enjoying being funny. And you're welcome!

No need to if you don't want to and are enjoying what you're doing. Just saying thank you for bringing laughter to our household. The best of luck to you and we look forward to seeing you in more movies : P

Thank you, I'm glad that your family's happy.

How short are you? Drew Brees is supposedly 6 feet tall, but we all know that's a lie. So really, how short are you?

That is NOT a lie! I'm actually six one.

Kevin, what is your opinion on Canada?

I love Canada. Eh?

I think we all have the same question here: When is the Chocolate Droppa EP dropping?

July 3rd, 2026.

What are some of your all-time or current favorite bits by comedians other than yourself?

Eddie Murphy's rant about his day. Richard Pryor's joke about the monkey fucking him in the air. Bill Cosby's joke about his wife and kids. Dave Chapelle's joke about the little baby that was selling weed, that was pretty funny too. Just to name a few.

I love you :)

Aw I love you too.

Kevin, what nba player would you compare yourself with? And is the cast of "this is the end" the funniest cast you have ever worked with?

Dikembe Mutombo.

when you were filming modern family, how was catching up with Sofia Vergara?

She's amazing, she's beautiful and she's talented. I also worked with her on Soul Plane.

Who was your favorite comedian growing up?

Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy.

When you were younger did you use your comedic talents to stay out of trouble?

Yes! That's the best thing about being funny. It keeps you out of trouble. When you can't fight, you can make people laugh.

I love your stand-up shows, and actually just spent the weekend with friends constantly quoting lines from the section of your routine about your dad, the spelling bee and how he never wore underwear under his sweats. Can't count how many times, when asked to spell something, the first thing that came to mind is "Spell Loong Dick.... L-O-Diiiiiick, alright, alright, alright!!!!" hahahahaha

Anyway, what is your favorite joke from your routines and which movie was the most enjoyable to do? (I personally loved your scene in 40yr old virgin when you're asking for a free extended warranty).

Thanks for doing the AMA, keep on killin it on the comedy scene!

So because you love that scene, it's my favorite scene I did.

What celebrities do you pal around with in your spare time? I mean people you consider real friends, like bail you out of jail friends.

Well, I don't consider my real friends celebrities, so that's a difficult question to answer.

Who would you say is your favorite comedian to work with?

My fave comedian to work with is Chris Rock.

What is your favorite bit to tell? Like, when you start communicating it to the audience, what makes you have to control your laughter?

My joke about the bum flicking my lip is really hard to get through right now. It makes me laugh.

Hey, Kev! Great to see You here. My question - what is the chance to see You performing in Northern Europe? No doubt that I would visit any country near Baltic States to see Your show. Thanks dude, You are the best! Shout out from Latvia. P.S. Can't wait to see "Let Me Explain"

Well, I just performed in London, Oslo, Sweden, Amsterdam - just to name a few. I plan on returning within a year. Shoutout to Latvia!

Thank for doing this AMA Kevin. My question is, what has been your most awkward run in with a fan? I'm sure people yelling to you about their long dick happens frequently.

I had a woman that might have been about 50-60 years old run up and kiss me on the mouth. I was shocked. Her name was Casey. And people quote at me all the time.

Hey Kevin Hart! I was wondering, will we ever get to see your uncle Ritchie Jr in one of your stand-up comedy shows?

i wish - I don't know where my Uncle Ritchie Jr is, because he just disappeared!

You make a lot of jokes about how small you are, and how because of that you try to stay out of physical altercations. My question is Have you ever actually gotten into a fight? Have you ever "won" a fight?

Because I'm such a thug, I got into several fights and won 'em all.

Any chance we hear more out of Chocolate Drop soon?

Also, I just want to say how much I love Real Husbands of Hollywood. Definitely think it's one of the more underappreciated shows on TV these days.

Well, Chocolate Drop will definitely be resurfacing soon. He's actually in jail in North Dakota. He got locked up for a riot after a concert.

And thank you - REAL HUSBANDs is definitely going well, and I appreciate your support.

When the Plastic Cup Boys hittin the court again? Ballin on Drake next?

They have a lot of injuries right now. They're out of shape, so they're recouping.

Hey Kevin thanks for doing this!

Where is your favorite place to perform at? Also, do you like doing stand-up more or are movies going to become a bigger thing for you?

I'm always going to be a comedian first, because that's what started me in the entertainment business. My favorite place to perform is Philadelphia, because that's where i started and that's the place that made me. Movies are growth.

You started in Philly? Does that mean you're an Eagles/Phillies fan?

Yes. Love Eagles, love Phillies, love Pistons.

How do you stay motivated and inspired to continue creating? And not stay complacent? Now and when you were coming up?

My goals are high, and I want to achieve a lot within the entertainment world, so that is my motivation to continue.

What was the best part of being in This is the End?

Just being around all my peers, all my friends. We had a ball.

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Get a personality. It works.

Hey Kevin! Because I just started out myself, what was your first stand-up performance like? Thanks!

In the beginning, a little rough because I didn't know who I wanted to be as a comedian or how to tell jokes in the beginning. I've been doing comedy for 15-16 years and I'm still not comfortable.

When you and your buddies hang out, whats your drink of choice?

Water. Because we all love God.

Kevin Hart! I love your comedy!

Question: Ever thought about doing something with Gabriel Iglesias? aka: fluffy guy?

Also, what do you think or do when people find your stand up offensive? Do you try to please them by toning it down or just say "Say it with yo chest!"?

Thanks again!

I've done shows with him in the past, I think he's amazing and he's a good friend, so yes.

When people find my comedy offensive, I say it with my chest.

Kevin thanks for doing this! Love your shows! My question is, would you ever consider doing a family friendly show of your childhood adventures for kids? Also, would you ever consider writing books for children? I'm a teacher, and I think your funny ways of telling stories would inspire so many kids to read!

No, I'm too filthy.

Kevin, huge fan of the show room husbands of Hollywood, but I have a question: is this show a spoof on reality TV (like real housewives of Atlanta) or is it satirical to make fun of what we call for entertainment. Or this completely something else... (And my thinking too much into what it is?)

Also 15 min late?! CP time man c'mon.

You're thinking WAY too much into what it is! It is a mock reality show. We're making fun of all other reality shows. That's why it's called "The fakest reality show ever."

And I'm here now!

Kevin, thank you for doing this AMA!

What was the funniest thing that happened on set while filming Let Me Explain? Also 3rd MVP at the NBA All-Star Game, I think so!

Well, because it's a documentary and a concert film, I'd have to go with the actual concert. YUP! Without a doubt!

Are you ever going to return to Modern Family? You're hilarious on it!

If my schedule permits, yes.

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the more shows you do, the easier it is to stop getting nervous. Keep at it!

Hey Kevin, I don't have a question. Just wanted to tell you I think you're funny in everything and you make it look so effortless, but you were absolutely hilarious in 'Think Like A Man'. Who the hell shits with a hat on anyways? Hahaha.

Thank you for the support, and I appreciate it.

Hi Kevin, you make me laugh :) But tell us a story when being funny got you into trouble!

If I were to respond, I'd be telling you the story of my life, and we don't have enough time for that.

Big fan Kevin! Would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or a horse sized duck?

Okay. I guess I would go with one horse-sized duck. I can't believe I'm saying that.

bruh I thought you were afraid of large birds?

You're right, I forgot.

What is the first original skit/joke you came up with?

I come up with all my skits / jokes originally, so I don't have this one.

Who would your dream team of celebrities be to play with in the NBA celebrity game?

Me, myself, and I.

Favorite food place in LA?

HOME.

what was your favorite part of filming your new movie? I'm so excited to see it.

The introduction and the fire. I had a lot of fire while I was onstage.

Kev,thanks for doing the AMA. What advice can you give to someone who wants to break into standup but is terrified of bombing.

You can't fail unless you try.