I am the guy with two penises. AMA.

I bet your dad won all the arguments if any other parent compared their kids to you.

"well Andrew, my kid has two dicks. So Andy Jr. can suck it twice."

Edit: Thank you so much for the gold. Fuck. I doubt you can see it now, but I just realized I have it. (mobile Reddit diode)

LOLLOLOL I'll have to ask him.

Just to summarize what we've learnt.

He's bisexual. He's attractive. He's lives in a threesome. He likes fisting others and being fisted. He likes putting things down his urethra. He casually mentions the time six people had sex with him simultaneously. He shoots 12 times when he cums. Straight men magically turn bicurious around him.

And on top of that, he has two penises.

Well played, God. Good to know you didn't waste that extra penis on a prude.

LOL! oh that last part was the best. lol Thank you for that! :)

Did you have any nicknames in Highschool?
Johnson & Johnson seems like a pretty good one.

A buddy nicked name me Double D.

Has a female ever asked to put both inside her at once?

Yep. Many.

Has having both ever landed you in a situation where you wish that you only had one normal penis?

two words

High School

But you were the baddest motherfucker in the locker room, right?

When it first got out, yeah. But then it became a joke and guys immediately thought i was gay, because ... you know I guess I CHOSE to have two cocks...

Serious question - when you pee, do you pee from both? I imagine that would get tricky at times.

yup and its not tricky, ive pee'd from both all my life. ;)

I honestly expected to see one teensy extra wiener when I clicked on the link yesterday but was surprised to see they were similar in size. Are you happy they are that way or would a lil one have been easier to deal with?

I like them the way they are. They're more proportionate to each other than they look in photos. im limited to holding the camera myself. If one had been smaller, it'd be more difficult to deal with. So yeah I like that they're the way they are.

Fuck me, I can't even get one average sized penis and OP gets two.

:( sorry bra.

Ever gotten a blowjob from two girls/man at the same time?

yep

So has there ever been that awkward moment when one person finishes the job before the other?

It's a race.

Oh god I can just see Rowan Atkinson from Rat Race saying "It's a race, it's a race! I'm winning! I'm winning!" now, while giving a blowjob...

Gross... things I don't want to see next time I'm being sucked off... for $500 Alex!

Nah, they both cum at the same time, but if you're working on the left one you have to suck it out. The right one launches every time. ;)

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they slap but not clap. lol

Do you have a favorite?

Yes. the right one. The left one has a grudge against me for it too. lol

Any particular reason for the favoritism, or is it just a sensitivity thing?

Sensitivity, and I like pissing of lefty. lol j/k

Are there any possible complications you have to watch for?

My prostate gets inflamed if I dont ejaculate enough. I'm probably the only guy with a legit reason to orgasm at least once every day or two days. My prostate gets stimulation from both cocks and creates a lot of seminal fluid. So when i cum it has to be squeezed every few days to get all the excess out. otherwise it feels bloated and painful.

Have you ever made an effort to find someone with two vaginas?

no.

Let's see Yahoo mine this story for their news feed.

fuck that, i'll bail like a fat kid in gym class.

How do women react when they find out?

varies from girl to girl. Some have been like WOW. some have been like THATS FAKE! some have freaked out like, called me names. Most are pretty curious, but i dont have casual sex anymore, i stopped a few years back. Didnt like the empty feeling inside after a 1 night stand. did a lot of those in my late teens. A LOT of them. but for the most part, girls were nervous and some changed their mind at the last minute. dudes NEVER change their mind, they always want it even if they're freaked out a little. lol

Have you ever considered getting one removed?

in my mid teens. Yeah. Now, hell no.

Why not now?

Teenage years: "I hate everything about myself. What makes me different makes me terrible and disliked."

After teens: "I'm pretty okay with this stuff now."

Pretty much got it there dude. It was the bastards I went to school with. They made life hell after they realized my two cocks weren't going away. So then I was the butt of jokes. And they hated me because the slutty girls liked me. lol

And you're welcome. So tell me, what's it like having a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time? Any awkwardness between the three of you?

Actually no awkardness. They were a couple before they mutually started dating me. She is straight, and he is bisexual and discovered he was when after four months of them both knowing me, they found out about my cocks. It clicked and we've been together since.

Are you a Ghostbusters fan? Have you ever crossed the streams?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. you can never cross the streams, it would be bad.

Have you ever considered a career in porn? Serious question.

Yes I did, a few years ago. But decided against it. its one thing to be unique its another thing to be a novelty. i'd only be popular for so long and then i'd just be another blip in the hiccup of the porn business. the pay is shit from what ive seen and I don't need money, I'm comfortable now. Besides, i can't figure a value for my dignity. the only reason I let photos out is because i thought people might like to know, at least one guy with two normal dicks exists. all the others are pretty scary looking and i feel for them.

Lets see if this one makes it to the top? I'm still trying to reply to everyone. Good luck right?

Thought for the night, I really wanna give James Franco a facial. lol

Medical professional here with some questions. Have you had urological studies done to see how your urethra drains into both penises and if you have any other duplication of internal organs(like your prostate)?

Did they offer any sort of explanation as to the embryological cause of it?

had one issue in my teens. the Y intersection where my urethra splits into two had some tension issues and was ballooning until the pressure was enough to force the urine up and out. So they did some minor surgery and used catheters to stretch and open up the Y some. no problems since. one prostate, but it's bigger than average and it produces more seminal fluid than most, so at least once a week or so it has to be squeezed when i orgasm to release all the fluid. as for the how? i don't know all the details, they told my mom that it could have been a lot worse and that i was rarer than boys who were on record. my mom refused a lot of tests and studies. she didn't want me feeling like a freak growing up and told me i was special since i had two and everyone else had one. ;)

have you named them

lol no comment

What's it like having both of them in the same hole?

snug? ;) Its nice. i like hearing the moaning from the person I'm squeezed inside of.

When you helicopter, is it really super impressive, or does having an extra rotor just get in the way?

lol if im totally soft, its impressive. getting them to go different directions, thats something I'd love to be able to do, but cant.

I feel like I'm witnessing reddit history

How do you think I feel?! I'd never heard of reddit before my post... and ... damn.

There once was a guy with two dicks,

both nice, and when turgid, quite thick.

He dated some twins,

for him, a win-win,

'cause he'd get quadruple the licks.

LOL good one!

Thanks for doing this AMA by the way !

What type of reaction do you get from women you are with ?

Do you tend to warn them before hand ?

I've been in a serious relationship with a girl and a guy for a while now. I call it monogamous because we are exclusive. She enjoys it. The three girls before her enjoyed it. It's sort of, made a few run screaming in the past. Usually the ones I get to know well before we date are cool with it. I dont talk about it otherwise, like if im not going to have sex with you, you wont know i've got two dicks. lol

do you know if this was a genetic mutation or a developmental abnormality? Also, does having both penises stimulated at the same time feel better than a single one being stimulated?

its congenital and its from some crazy shit going on during development in the womb. my mom had some difficulties leading up to me being born and they noticed somethign was up with the ultrasound but not clearly till i came out with two dicks.

stimulation of both at the same time feels good, but better when they are being sucked or are inside someone. jerking them at the same time just feels like jerking... too hard. i ususlly just jerk the right one.

Since you favor the right one, have you noticed any difference in sensitivity (callousing) between the two? I've always wondered if jerking it too much really can do that.

No callousing, i'm uncut so that doesnt happen. The left one just takes more effort to get the orgasm. The right one seems to be a little more sensitive.

Do you shower at the Y or wait until you get home? How do you deal with the triple takes? I'm assuming you get stares and not just sneak-a-peaks.

I generally avoid public bathrooms and if I do use one i try to use the stall and not a wall urinal. There've been times where I've had to use the urinal and because i have one muscle that controls my piss, it lets the stream flow out both my dicks. so unless i pinch off one of them it comes out both and that doesnt feel good. So I have to take both out to pee. Yeah Ive gotten stares and even had a few guys at various times go HOLY SHIT.

Can one be hard and the other not?

always starts that way. left one starts to get semi first, then stops at a certain point. Right one then gets rock hard and if I'm horny enough the left one will continue to stiffen up and get bigger. Once or twice, with a cock ring on, they've both been equally rock hard.

One cock ring or two?

3

Have you ever peed and had both do the forked stream? That's a catastrophe with just one penis, I can't imagine how annoying it must be with four streams.

Yeah it's happened and is twice as devastating.

Have you ever done this:

Step 1) Tell someone you don't know "I have 13 inches of penis." Step 2) Offer to show them. Step 3) Whip out penis number 1, to mild disappointment. Step 4) Whip out penis number 2, for the Big Reveal!

Well, have you?

lol no i haven't. but i might now.

Do they both hang to one side of your pants, or do they split the seam?

when i go commando, which is almost always except in winter, they take their own sides. the seam can be a pain sometimes because the skin between them is a little delicate and sensitive.

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I guess if I woke up one morning with an extra dick, i could answer that. But its been there my whole life. dunno how to answer that.

Hey, I'm really curious what they both look like erect.

I'll post a pic soon. ;)

Can you cum out of both of them at the same time?

yes.

Is it like this

http://cdn.idolator.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/katy-perry2.gif

but for guys?

HAHAHAHA

Not quite.

What is the worst thing about having two penises?

What is the best thing?

Do you pee/ejaculate out of both?

How does it affect your sex life?

Sorry if these are too personal but I'm just really curious how it changes your life on a day to day basis.

Worst? Briefs/underwear. I wear a small/medium in the waist (28-30"waist) so briefs that can hold it all together are too big, and briefs that fit everywhere else, i fall out of both sides.

Best? having two cocks.

dunno how to answer the sex life part. I'd have to have had only one at one point to know how having two effected it. Its great though, no complaints.

no need to apologize. I didnt have to do this so.. its cool.

The internet can just go crash and burn now. We have peaked.

gee, i think that's a compliment. so thanks. :)

Do you alternate penis' when you're masturbating?

LOL I have, and I can, but usually just jerk the right one. The left one gets caught up in the mayhem sometimes, but either way he gets off too. lol

Have you ever been given a double fisted reach around?

Sorry for the vulgarity, but the first thing that popped into my head when I saw the pictures the other day was "Next level reach around if you're into dudes."

Edit: I leave for a couple hours and you people make this my most upvoted comment ever? I really do belong here.

My very own gold?! Happy new year stranger!

LOL actually yeah, i've had a guy pounding into me reach around with both hands and 'go skiing' ;)

Ever have a quadruple stream while pissing?

when hard, yes.

What lottery numbers should I buy?

that would require a document stating that you give me half of the winnings when you win. ;)

You said you can ejaculate out of both at the same time, what about peeing, how does that work?

Same way.

Have you ever had any special reaction from a doctor with this?

Yeah, one grabbed like five others in the building. That was the last time my mom let anyone examine me for any reason besides personal check-ups. She said "my son is not a freak show" and slapped one of them. lol

You ever just surprise a partner with them? Just for shock value of "oh, yeah, forgot to mention I have two weiners."

in my teens, yeah. it was priceless.

do you have a girlfriend or are you waiting for the right 3 boobed woman to come along?

LOL yes, a girlfriend and boyfriend. no need for 3 boobies. lol

Hi, thanks for doing the AMA! How old were you when you first realized you were "different"?

No idea. I always knew I had an extra one. My mom told me the other boys only had one, so I was special.

Whats the best reaction from someone seeing your double dick?

hunky muscle dude at a gym i was at. i was working out in my jock strap and shorts and the shorts were very baggy and loose and i fell out of my jock on either side and some how he noticed. he asked me in the locker room if he could please see them. i asked him "are you gay or something?" and he said "no, but i think i am now." it was great.

Do you hang to the left, right or.....?

yes. ;)

How do women react when you whip it out during sex?

you mean before sex? some freaked, others didnt and some laughed so nervously it made them go soft. Not ideal situation. ;)

Gay guys dream!

Yeah, hah. Truth there.

Is one more sensitive than the other?

Not really.

Do you wake up with morning wood on both cocks?

Not gonna lie, as a gay man your equipment is really hot!

i have before yeah. lol thanks man. as a bi dude, i appreciate that compliment. ;)

I'm surprised I don't see anyone asking how big they are. How big are they?

righty is around 7 give or take, lefty is around 6 give or take.

Has a guy ever put both your dicks together and fucked between them? Like a titty fuck but with dicks? If not would you ever let them?

(this is probably the most uncouth thing I've ever typed in my life)

yeah a few times. lol

Would you be ok with sharing pictures of them in action? Even though I try picturing the ordeal, I still can't really wrap my head around it. How do you fuck with them?

I imagine if you share an album with your SOs you might break reddit.

I'd have to ask them if they'd be willing to do it. I'm almost getting to the point where I would be willing to do it. But the issue is, some loser ass website would save them and then charge membership to see them. Then I'd have to get my lawyer on them and my identity would be out. So... it's all very tricky.

have you ever successfully picked up a chick by telling her you have two dicks?

I just came up with this pick up line for you

"Hey do you like it with two guys"

Yes: Well than perfect, you can get your double penetration from me, cuz I got them two dicks.

No: walk away in shame, you perverted bastard.

in my teens, yeah. but half of them bailed when they realized i was serious.

I have literally had dreams about having 2 dicks and am baffled by the fact that it is actually possible.

Are you ambidextrous?

You mean ambidickstrous? yeas. lol

How often do you sword fight?

rarely, no one wants to go up against someone with two swords when they only have one.

How has this effected your sex life?

dont know how to answer that. its been there all my life. it was there when i started having sex. so, sex for me, would be different than for a guy with one dick... just like if i suddenly only had one dick, it'd be different.

What's been your most memorable experience that only men with two penises could experience?

usually having straight guys want to play with it.