i am Dril, CEO of the Dril account on twitter.com and today i digital released "The Get Rich and Become God Method" Ask me any thing

Should I buy the book if I like shit that sucks?

Absolutely

How do you decide which words to misspell?

get OFF my ASS

My first question, what gives you the right?

Second, when will you learn?

god and never

i am not shitting recently. what is your advice for getting back to shitting? it was better when i was shitting

give yourself a disease

How's your budget looking recently? Still getting enough candles?

Ive reported this crap

Who do you endorse in the 2020 Dem Primary, CEO Dril?

the one thats not a rapist

Do you think lenin’s idea of the vanguard party is an effective method to transition into Marx’s ideal version of a communist society?

I think we need to look at the facts

Did they ever let you fuck the flag?

no but i will fuck your awful post. Lets get real

How big are your muscles? Are you stronger than me?

normal sized

Do you know wint?

i am him yes

Listen I was smoking a blunt in my room when i heard someone oppening the door and threw it out of the window. My grandma was down there and her hair got on fire. When the fireman got there they got high from the smoke and couldn't put out the fire. Did grandma go to Jah's heaven?

Im not here to talk about grandma

What is "Dril" to you? Is it an artstyle? A way of life? A diet-plan?

a lifestyle brand that nobody thinks is good

Hi Dril! I'm curious about your writing process. Do you use a pen or a pencil?

I use the computer

Do you ever get frustrated that you've become internet famous but no one knows the creator behind the famous content?

Its fine

some dickhead actually doxxed him once but everyone stays quiet about it like that scene from spiderman 2

i doxxed myself so amazon would give me permission to publish my other book last year. im some guy named paul dochney who cares big whoop

As a veteran, do you think the military-industrial complex justifies your smelly fart ass?

you dishonor the uniform by posting this

when will you start doing comedy?

when God puts a gun to my head

hello dril what if seinfeld still tv today?

Get a life shit head

Are you roommates with Veggietales Facts?

I dont watch that shit . Its for children

What's your personal opinion of Derek Estevez-Olsen?

A punk!! In over his head

What about Truthbot? Be honest, don't hold back.

truth bots soul has been transfered into the body of a dog. he has been punished.

What are your demands?

ask me anything

where do you get off?

go mess up someone elses Ask me anything thread.

Have you ever had sex with w/ Qanon ?

you need to tag this NSFW you dick sucker

What's your opinion on the "wint but AI" twitter account ?

it's fine if people want to have fun with my posts but its stupid its a piece of shit

You're just mad that your job was automated.

youre mad

Do you have any funny anecdotes about the writing of your previous book Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff: The Quest for the Missing Spoon? Did you enjoy working with Andrew Hussie and KC Green?

Yes

Who is your favorite gamer?

mario

What wisdom can you give a man who hopes to become like you one day?

Hmm I dont know maybe I should write a 390 page book about that and sell it for $8.99

How many DMs do you get per day, would you estimate?

Also what do you think of @jaboukie?

people have given up on DMing me because they know that i will rip them a new ass hole. theyre cowards

How much ass is too much ass?

one ass

It's been noted that you often post in blocks, at odd times of the day. What timezone do you live in?

who noted this. Whos been noting all my shit

is it okay to kiss a woman if she doesn't like wwe?

Why dony you ask her!

Why have I not herd of you?

because you dont watch the news jack ass

hey shit eater I mod /r/sharktank and you made fun of me in this tweet https://twitter.com/dril/status/1194471646628724736

Would you like to apologize to me?

they should call the show Shit tank but thats none of my business .

why do you have a diaper fetish?

why do you have a toilet fetish

Do your friends and family know your online identity? Do they care?

I tried to keep it secret and failed after like 7 years. But its fine

I’m not buying your book?

Fine

Are you a terrorist?

come find out shit mouth

what's your Animal Crossing island called?

Gun World

How many pushups is enough to be a real dude ?

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why Jack Nicholson as your twitter avi?

its just a nice picture

Why sell books if you've already become rich and ascended to godhood?

What can I say... I do it for the Fans. Im the worlds Slave

What are the boys up to these days?

Theyre trying to start a band named "Snake Wind "

Would you rather date a man who was a six foot penis, or a normal shaped man who, instead of a penis, had a tiny man growing out of his crotch?

and the Mods find this sort of thing acceptable here?

What's your favorite memory from childhood?

the early 2000s, when everyone was making the worst flash animations imaginable and having a ball

Is the Dril account operated by one person, or a team of people?

me. the one guy

Does he love hanging out in his little barrel?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!!

How did the idea of Dril come to you?

?????

Seven?

Shut the fuck up

Where can i pick up a football?

dick sporting goods

do u be sittin in your truck? respond promptly

is this Racial ?

What shall I plant in the especially shady part of my garden?

let the dog shit there

Can I play WWF No Mercy with you?

That was the absolute worst game I have ever played

What are your thoughts on the haters and by any means do you allow them to be your motivators?

i dont like them and the only thing they motivate me to do is run them over with my car

How are you?

Keeping away from that damn Covid

How dare you?

I'm allowed to do this

if you could delete one famous artist (any sort of art, from Michelangelo to Britney Spears) from the public consciousness, who would it be and why?

barny

Did you get fired from Truthpoint?

No

Have you used Twitter? Do you like Twitter?

Its not very good

Boxers, briefs, jock strap, or commando?

I like to switch it u p depending on how small my dick is that day.

what's the worst tweet?

https://twitter.com/search?q=coffee%20fuckery&src=typed_query pick one

Did your wife really fuck the armored man?

seems like all we ever want to talk about in this world is "WIFE WIFE WIFE"

How dare you?

i already answered this

Did you create the book art and will you release physical copies?

yeah i did all the art, and physical copies are tough since this book is huge and in full color. tried a couple options, they both cost way too much and the quality wasnt great either. we'll see what happens but the physical versions probably aren't gonna be ready anytime soon

I’ve asked you this HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of times on Twitter, but you can’t escape the question now, Bucko.

You directed 2 Girls 1 Cup, didn’t you?

too many cups not enough girls

wasn't the pandemic enough?

no

Yeah where do you get your ideas from?

from my twisted world on Crack ...

Is it true you have a wooden butthole?

move allong bitch

opinion on nutella and strawberry jam?

something a child would eat and get sick

What's the best food?

Hot N Spicy

BBQ Rib's

Eat shit?

Hah... the trolls out in full force. Or should I say Farce

who has the worst twitter?

https://twitter.com/jeansman

do you eat ass?

whose ass

why?

spam messag.e

When will you LOG OFF???

why?? What did I do?

what is the hardest job?

my job!! Oh god!!