ANUS_CAPTAIN

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Do you have a name in mind for the Waitress?

EDIT: For those who keep saying it, the Waitress's name is defintely not Nikki

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Does he use blankets for the dirt?

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So did we.

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Then you aught to check out /r/trees then, you'd love it.

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We are heavily implying sexual intercourse ;)