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When was the last time you laughed so hard that you snorted?

How many times have you tried to subtly scratch an itch in a really awkward place in public?

When was the last time you got caught talking to yourself and had to play it cool?

How many times have you pretended to be a secret agent while talking on your Bluetooth headset?

How often do you talk to your pets and secretly hope they understand you?