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It is. I'm pretty sure somebody did a breakdown of the ratios of genders that visit various websites recently. Pinterest had the highest girls per guy ratio, Reddit had the opposite.

Agony repress'd

caged villain seeks reprieve

how did that fit in?

EDIT: OOOH, can I do a sonnet?

Inhuman pain is all I seek to bear,

'ere in this four-walled concrete prison room.

Hey doc you'll not on your own reckon where,

I jammed the wide-end of this rusty spoon.

I'm tiring of this strict prison routine,

I long for windows and a clean white bed.

I could have dove into the cell's latrine,

and made a bid to split open my head.

But my urethra is a special gift,

from God on high with His own divine plan.

I did this without having caused a rift,

in parts of me that show I am a man.

You shake your heads at me for what I've done,

but don't you see 'twas just a spot of fun.