AmbroseB

As a lawyer from outside the US, I just cannot fucking believe you got convicted based exclusively on the word of a 14 years old girl with a history of making shit up and mental issues. It does not make any fucking sense. It's just incredible.

What's your wife's weight?

That would be hilarious. "Hey girls, look, is that fullback from yesterday. HEY, YOUR CROSSING SUCKS. YOU SHOULD WORK ON THAT."