AmnesiaCane

Criss Angel's show in Vegas was very "Meh". I was disappointed, really wish I'd gone to see P&T instead. Lots of "I'm over here! AHA, now I'm over here!" And it's like, "Dude, we already saw that trick. Do a new one."

I have this disease. It's sort of heinous that you'd suggest I shouldn't have kids. It's not very attractive, but it doesn't debilitate me in any significant way, my life is 98% like everyone else's. Sometimes it's a bit uncomfortable, but it doesn't cross my mind more than a couple of times a day.

To be fair, I would call the worst parts of Jefferson "not bad". There's some really beautiful waterfront and safe neighborhoods along it.

Did you ever have a really, really funny joke that you just couldn't narrow down to fit the time limit? I've always been impressed with the "Voodoo Slide Whistle", I consider myself a really good editor, but I don't know that I could have fit that concept in to all five (coughseven) seconds. Do you have any special tricks you use to narrow them down?