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Artificialx837 karma

Imagine that first time brushing your teeth and feeling "dat tingle".

brush
????
brush brush
!!!!!
brush brush brush
!!!!!!!
brush brush brush brush brush brush brush brush..

Artificialx224 karma

Nooooooooooo! So sad! God is like the biggest cock-blocker ever.

Artificialx74 karma

I hope science one day grants you a robot eye.

Artificialx51 karma

But.....but......"zoom and enhance" man! "Zoom and enhance!!!" But IRL.

Artificialx13 karma

Haha true. I'd probably wear mine down to nubs in months.