AtLeastItsNotCrack

cue at least one redditor gleaning through your comment history like a whale does seawater for krill

That's Hawaii prices for you. Everything is absurdly expensive there. for example a case of bud light would run you about $23+ dollars in the store. You gotta remember, everything for the most part must be shipped in. So expensive base price + service upcharge (the business has to make money somehow)

uhhh you're hot, can I come work with you... or maybe forrrrr you?!