BASK_IN_MY_FART

With an air sponge

You should get the 12 News anchors to do the newscast with puppets lol.

That story reminds me of The White Chocolate Grill and their spat with the Houston's restaurant, but you know, not with OG mobsters.

Perhaps a disobedient child, or an ornery significant other. Maybe incorporate a fart cartridge/magazine so it's ready on the fly...

Nah, that's for painting the air.

McConaughey in da house!!!